Vigbomben Begkamyat is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, happy jackal.

Vigbomben Begkamyat created the cosmos two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vigbomben Begkamyat, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Vigbomben Begkamyat, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Vigbomben Begkamyat's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Vigbomben Begkamyat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat coconuts.

2. Do not hurt moths.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Always take life seriously.