Talbissdanbadnadbus is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, grumpy dragon.

Talbissdanbadnadbus created the planet Earth three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Talbissdanbadnadbus, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Talbissdanbadnadbus, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Talbissdanbadnadbus' most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Talbissdanbadnadbus' Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no eagles in a room before entering it.

2. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

3. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

4. Never eat parsnips.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.