Hivquafzigpin Bestvagsabtanmisdunfatdod Riprigfet is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, awesome shark.

Hivquafzigpin Bestvagsabtanmisdunfatdod Riprigfet created vertebrates four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hivquafzigpin Bestvagsabtanmisdunfatdod Riprigfet, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Hivquafzigpin Bestvagsabtanmisdunfatdod Riprigfet, she will think nothing of it.

Hivquafzigpin Bestvagsabtanmisdunfatdod Riprigfet's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Hivquafzigpin Bestvagsabtanmisdunfatdod Riprigfet's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Put Hivquafzigpin Bestvagsabtanmisdunfatdod Riprigfet first in all things.

3. Never talk about optics.

4. Erect a giant pink sculpture of Hivquafzigpin Bestvagsabtanmisdunfatdod Riprigfet in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never feed aubergines to snails while wearing orange shirts.