Limcip is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, temperamental newt.

Limcip created everything that exists nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Limcip, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Limcip, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Limcip's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Limcip's Holy Commandments

1. Always help nematodes.

2. Never write about amino acids.

3. Never feed grapes to sheep while wearing red coats.

4. Retreat if eight moths approach from the east.

5. Never laugh in holy places.