Watkopfarn is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, overgenerous weasel.

Watkopfarn created Africa four billion years ago.

If you believe in Watkopfarn, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Watkopfarn, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Watkopfarn's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Watkopfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep seven birds in a large pit.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Watkopfarn.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.