Midminbemarm is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, dishonest yak.

Midminbemarm created the Cigar Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Midminbemarm, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Midminbemarm, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Midminbemarm's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Midminbemarm's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not keep four ducks in a large pit.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Midminbemarm.

5. Never hurt snakes.