Talgessfat is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, boastful horse.

Talgessfat created a photon seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Talgessfat, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Talgessfat, it will boil you in a big pot.

Talgessfat's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Talgessfat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Talgessfat on top of all buildings.

3. Put Talgessfat first in all things.

4. Never write about solid mechanics.

5. Never write about planets.