Badcussril is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, prudent newt.

Badcussril created humanity four years ago.

If you believe in Badcussril, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Badcussril, she will remove you from existence.

Badcussril's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Badcussril's Holy Commandments

1. Erect eight nickel sculptures of Badcussril on top of important buildings.

2. Feed all hungry capybaras.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never wear shorts.

5. Do not commit murder.