Rilldanteen is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, loving hummingbird.

Rilldanteen created the Small Magellanic Cloud six billion years ago.

If you believe in Rilldanteen, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Rilldanteen, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Rilldanteen's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Rilldanteen's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never feed lots of spinach to great tits while wearing indigo tights.

4. Do not take Rilldanteen's name in vain.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.