Cidnadtapbonk is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, calm ferret.

Cidnadtapbonk created bats nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cidnadtapbonk, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Cidnadtapbonk, he will throw large rocks at you.

Cidnadtapbonk's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Cidnadtapbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never think about optics near snakes while wearing purple scarves and balancing eight titanium spheres on your chest.

3. You must never eat spinach.

4. Never talk about dark matter.

5. Grasshopers are not to be trusted.