Gambarnben is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, unthinking lion.

Gambarnben created the Cigar Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gambarnben, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Gambarnben, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Gambarnben's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Gambarnben's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Turtles are not to be trusted.

3. Do not wear yellow clothing.

4. Retreat if five horses approach from the south.

5. Always treat seals with great respect.