Mobrottin is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, smart seal.

Mobrottin created a charm quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Mobrottin, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Mobrottin, it will turn you into a worm.

Mobrottin's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Mobrottin's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at moons.

2. Never mention swans.

3. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling space in orange.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.