Rapflatpid is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, all-knowing frog.

Rapflatpid created time and space two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rapflatpid, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Rapflatpid, it will ignore you.

Rapflatpid's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Rapflatpid's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Rapflatpid on top of all buildings.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Rapflatpid.

3. Do not run in public.

4. Never write about galaxies.

5. Rapflatpid must be the most important thing in your life.