Narnanwat is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, bad-tempered chicken.

Narnanwat created the Whirlpool Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Narnanwat, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Narnanwat, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Narnanwat's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Narnanwat's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about galaxies.

2. Never wear hats.

3. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

4. Never think about electromagnetism.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.