Bisskikart is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, two-faced mink.

Bisskikart created the planet Earth six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bisskikart, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bisskikart, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Bisskikart's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Bisskikart's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about solid mechanics near squirrels while wearing indigo shirts and balancing five silver spheres on your hands.

2. Never think about fluid mechanics near geese while wearing pink trousers and balancing three iron spheres on your back.

3. You must never eat cucumbers.

4. Put Bisskikart first in all things.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.