Ominbunflantensagquatdab is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, strong wombat.

Ominbunflantensagquatdab created snails three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ominbunflantensagquatdab, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Ominbunflantensagquatdab, he will come to you in dreams.

Ominbunflantensagquatdab's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Ominbunflantensagquatdab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never jump in holy places.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Always look after injured ducks.