Jenfublibfoss is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, duplicitous dryad.

Jenfublibfoss created water seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jenfublibfoss, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Jenfublibfoss, it will laugh at you.

Jenfublibfoss' most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Jenfublibfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never talk about galaxies.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never wear stockings.