Megyarlbafhan is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, humane hummingbird.

Megyarlbafhan created the Cigar Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Megyarlbafhan, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Megyarlbafhan, he will turn you into a worm.

Megyarlbafhan's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Megyarlbafhan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat peas.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never go into black rooms.

4. Megyarlbafhan must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not chop down trees.