Pangnurlgom is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, strong swan.

Pangnurlgom created the Sunflower Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pangnurlgom, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Pangnurlgom, it will not care at all.

Pangnurlgom's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Pangnurlgom's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Pangnurlgom on top of all buildings.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Pangnurlgom.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force near nematodes while wearing violet shirts and balancing six gold spheres on your face.

4. Do not kill grasshopers.

5. Never eat onions.