Wigzodlat is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, omnipotent elephant.

Wigzodlat created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wigzodlat, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Wigzodlat, he will strike you with lightening.

Wigzodlat's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Wigzodlat's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Wigzodlat loves aardvarks, so they must be respected.

4. Never look at asteroids.

5. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling space.