Begnartkim is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, astonishing camel.

Begnartkim created humanity four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Begnartkim, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Begnartkim, she will turn you into a goat.

Begnartkim's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Begnartkim's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling space.

2. Always make sure there are no rats in a building before entering it.

3. Never write about dark matter.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling space in turquoise.