Rillopspag is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, cheerful mongoose.

Rillopspag created the planet Jupiter four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rillopspag, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Rillopspag, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Rillopspag's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Rillopspag's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no rats in a room before entering it.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate snakes.

3. You must pray to Rillopspag three times a day.

4. Never eat strawberries.

5. Always pray immersed in water.