Sagcitrow is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, humorless camel.

Sagcitrow created vertebrates nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sagcitrow, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Sagcitrow, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Sagcitrow's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Sagcitrow's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Sagcitrow.

2. Never wear scarves.

3. Do not wear yellow clothing.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dogs.

5. Do not stand on grass.