Tunarnged is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, compassionate newt.

Tunarnged created the Sol system eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tunarnged, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Tunarnged, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Tunarnged's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Tunarnged's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Always help seals.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
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