Manragkimjenhit is a god.
It takes the form of a thin, caring
lion.
Manragkimjenhit created a bottom quark eighteen thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Manragkimjenhit, it will celebrate by creating some universes.
If you do not believe in
Manragkimjenhit, it will send two she bears to sort you out.
Manragkimjenhit's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.
Manragkimjenhit's Holy Commandments1. Never look in ponds.
2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
3. Do not shave your legs.
4. You must pray to Manragkimjenhit seven times a day.
5. Never think about asteroids.