Manragkimjenhit is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, caring lion.

Manragkimjenhit created a bottom quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Manragkimjenhit, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Manragkimjenhit, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Manragkimjenhit's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Manragkimjenhit's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not shave your legs.

4. You must pray to Manragkimjenhit seven times a day.

5. Never think about asteroids.