Flapgemhim is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, staggering scorpion.

Flapgemhim created the Milkyway three billion years ago.

If you believe in Flapgemhim, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Flapgemhim, it will turn you into a tree.

Flapgemhim's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Flapgemhim's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about comets.

2. Do not eat tomatoes.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling space.

5. Always look after injured shrews.