Genhigfod is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, cheerful jaguar.

Genhigfod created silver five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Genhigfod, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Genhigfod, she will turn you into a worm.

Genhigfod's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Genhigfod's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about optics.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not trade with those who eat limes.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Erect a giant red sculpture of Genhigfod in the centre of the settlement.