Buslanlarp is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, fast cat.

Buslanlarp created a bottom quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Buslanlarp, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Buslanlarp, it will remove you from existence.

Buslanlarp's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Buslanlarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill horses.

2. Rats are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never laugh in holy places.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not take Buslanlarp's name in vain.
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