Larpdisstig is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, dishonest bat.

Larpdisstig created an atom three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Larpdisstig, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Larpdisstig, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Larpdisstig's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Larpdisstig's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Larpdisstig five times a day.

2. Never write about optics.

3. Erect seven gold sculptures of Larpdisstig on top of important buildings.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

5. Hide if nine dogs approach from the north.