Bogdidzak is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, duplicitous gnu.

Bogdidzak created Asia two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bogdidzak, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bogdidzak, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Bogdidzak's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Bogdidzak's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick gulls.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Run away if six tortoises approach from the west.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not stand on grass.