Mobcimlip is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, charitable dryad.

Mobcimlip created the world six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mobcimlip, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Mobcimlip, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Mobcimlip's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Mobcimlip's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant in the presence of otters.

2. Never jump near mites.

3. Never think about eukaryotes.

4. Never hurt turtles.

5. Worship no other gods but Mobcimlip.