Fatingtim is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, able frog.

Fatingtim created an up quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Fatingtim, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Fatingtim, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Fatingtim's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Fatingtim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep eight sheep in a large pit.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not speak about melons.

5. Never wear scarves.
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