Dissgombestlinlogcubriltim is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, smart manatee.

Dissgombestlinlogcubriltim created gold two years ago.

If you believe in Dissgombestlinlogcubriltim, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Dissgombestlinlogcubriltim, she will turn you into a snail.

Dissgombestlinlogcubriltim's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Dissgombestlinlogcubriltim's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about solid mechanics near shrews while wearing purple tights.

2. Dissgombestlinlogcubriltim loves sheep, so they must be respected.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not eat rice.