Fenmilbam is a god.
He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, unthinking
wombat.
Fenmilbam created parasitic wasps eight trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Fenmilbam, he will not care.
If you do not believe in
Fenmilbam, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.
Fenmilbam's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.
Fenmilbam's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near aardvarks while wearing fawn stockings.
2. Never talk about nucleic acids.
3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
4. Fenmilbam loves monkeys, so they must be respected.
5. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.