Rigqueegmat is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, proud otter.

Rigqueegmat created a strange quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rigqueegmat, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Rigqueegmat, it will turn you into a sheep.

Rigqueegmat's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Rigqueegmat's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

3. Always help sheep.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.