Fasdissbimpinbitmob is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, selfish camel.

Fasdissbimpinbitmob created an electron eight million years ago.

If you believe in Fasdissbimpinbitmob, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Fasdissbimpinbitmob, she will turn you into a snail.

Fasdissbimpinbitmob's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Fasdissbimpinbitmob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about aubergines.

2. You must never eat peas.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Always obey Fasdissbimpinbitmob's priests.

5. Never feed spinach to monkeys while wearing ear rings.