Lopfitdub is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, quiet wyrm.

Lopfitdub created time and space eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lopfitdub, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Lopfitdub, he will turn you into a mouse.

Lopfitdub's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Lopfitdub's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed coconuts to swans while wearing rings.

2. Do not dye your hair violet.

3. Cats are not to be trusted.

4. Never talk about black holes.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.