Padontbaf is a god.
It takes the form of a giant, unselfish
unicorn.
Padontbaf created the planet Mars two billion years ago.
If you believe in
Padontbaf, it will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Padontbaf, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.
Padontbaf's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.
Padontbaf's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.
2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
3. Never go into black rooms.
4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Padontbaf.
5. Never sprint in holy places.