Zakcummipdit Parkjindim is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, passionate salamander.

Zakcummipdit Parkjindim created an electron seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zakcummipdit Parkjindim, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Zakcummipdit Parkjindim, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Zakcummipdit Parkjindim's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Zakcummipdit Parkjindim's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about spacetime near ducks while wearing violet shirts and balancing six carbon spheres on your legs.

2. Zakcummipdit Parkjindim loves nematodes, so they must be respected.

3. Feed all hungry mice.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Erect a large iron sculpture of Zakcummipdit Parkjindim on top of all buildings.