Gildodarp is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, grumpy armadillo.

Gildodarp created vertebrates four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gildodarp, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Gildodarp, it will come to you in dreams.

Gildodarp's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Gildodarp's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. You must never eat rice.

3. Always make sure there are no rats in a building before entering it.

4. Never wear turquoise shoes.

5. You must pray to Gildodarp six times a day.