Zimmathat Nabcetdin is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, ruthless goblin.

Zimmathat Nabcetdin created an atom five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zimmathat Nabcetdin, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Zimmathat Nabcetdin, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Zimmathat Nabcetdin's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Zimmathat Nabcetdin's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear violet hats.

2. Zimmathat Nabcetdin loves shrews, so they must be honoured.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. You must love Zimmathat Nabcetdin.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.