Nigpitzig is a god.

She takes the form of a small, vain hedgehog.

Nigpitzig created an electron six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nigpitzig, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Nigpitzig, she will make you grow a tail.

Nigpitzig's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Nigpitzig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. You must love Nigpitzig.

3. Do not take Nigpitzig's name in vain.

4. Always wear turquoise.

5. Never paint your neck orange.