Honbosswip is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, intelligent badger.

Honbosswip created a quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Honbosswip, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Honbosswip, it will send minions to preach to you.

Honbosswip's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Honbosswip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never wear cyan trousers.

4. Never talk about pigs.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.