Matlidrutt is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, tranquil lobster.

Matlidrutt created the Sunflower Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Matlidrutt, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Matlidrutt, he will turn you into a plant.

Matlidrutt's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Matlidrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt mites.

2. Never look at stars.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near dolphins while wearing white dresses.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.