Damstiphampark is a god.
She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, amazing
seal.
Damstiphampark created carbon four billion years ago.
If you believe in
Damstiphampark, she will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Damstiphampark, she will turn you into a snail.
Damstiphampark's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.
Damstiphampark's Holy Commandments1. You must never eat corn.
2. Never hurt swans.
3. Always treat birds with great respect.
4. Never pour water over plants.
5. Do not shave your head.