Wityat is a god.
He takes the form of a very long, unselfish
mink.
Wityat created snails eight quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Wityat, he will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in
Wityat, he will attempt to scare you with hail.
Wityat's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.
Wityat's Holy Commandments1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
2. Always stare at clouds.
3. Never paint your face purple.
4. Do not trade with those who eat melons.
5. Do not listen to music.