Cibkipart Quagminbenbeparpcarshavbus is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, uncaring dingo.

Cibkipart Quagminbenbeparpcarshavbus created the Sun seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Cibkipart Quagminbenbeparpcarshavbus, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Cibkipart Quagminbenbeparpcarshavbus, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Cibkipart Quagminbenbeparpcarshavbus' most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Cibkipart Quagminbenbeparpcarshavbus' Holy Commandments

1. Never feed parsnips to tortoises while wearing shoes.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not wear mauve clothing.

4. Never write about cell theory.

5. Do not covet oxen.