Sakbogsom is a god.
It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, dishonourable
crab.
Sakbogsom created a down quark four thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Sakbogsom, it will celebrate by creating some universes.
If you do not believe in
Sakbogsom, it will turn you into a rock.
Sakbogsom's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.
Sakbogsom's Holy Commandments1. Never play with disobedient children.
2. Never write about electromagnetism.
3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Sakbogsom.
4. Never paint your face blue.
5. Never hurt ducks.