Sakbogsom is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, dishonourable crab.

Sakbogsom created a down quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sakbogsom, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Sakbogsom, it will turn you into a rock.

Sakbogsom's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Sakbogsom's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never write about electromagnetism.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Sakbogsom.

4. Never paint your face blue.

5. Never hurt ducks.