Dapyimbafvingomflabsab is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, smart goblin.

Dapyimbafvingomflabsab created gold nine million years ago.

If you believe in Dapyimbafvingomflabsab, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Dapyimbafvingomflabsab, she will cry a lot.

Dapyimbafvingomflabsab's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Dapyimbafvingomflabsab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about parsnips.

2. Dapyimbafvingomflabsab loves hamsters, so they must be respected.

3. Never talk about ducks.

4. Never eat strawberries.

5. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.