Bepyiknull is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, unfair deer.

Bepyiknull created a photon five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bepyiknull, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bepyiknull, she will turn you into a snail.

Bepyiknull's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Bepyiknull's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never think ill of sick sharks.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Do not hurt tortoises.
Votes: 26       Vote for this god
Previous god       Next god